|
mattkingofworld
|
read my profile
sign my guestbook
Name: Matthew
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 11/16/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: music some computer games(they help inspire me hah) guitar and arguing on www.somethingawful.com
Expertise: JUMPING OFF OF TALL OBJECTS AND MAKING IT LOOK FUN SN=mattkingofworld
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  Mattkingofworld
Member Since:
5/4/2003
|
|
| When the Ceiling Cries
by: russell edson
A mother tosses her infant so that it hits the ceiling.
Father says, why are you doing that to the ceiling? Do you want my baby to fly away to heaven?
The ceiling is there so that the baby will come back to me, says mother.
Father says, you are hurting the ceiling, can't you hear it crying?
So mother and father climb a ladder and kiss the ceiling. | | |
| Honestly, how many other people do you know that get to drive a boat around and fire a gun at hippos?
| | |
| How do they get your number?
By Charles Bukowski
The dogs of hell have claws like cats
and faces like women
and the doors of hell have numbers on
them
upside down
and to get through them
you have to walk with your hands
using your legs like giant
antennae:
in hell they give the answers
first
and ask the questions
later;
in hell you're always in love
with nothing to love,
and something hates you
for all the wrong reasons;
the cats of hell are all
bunghole
so dry
they want to wink but
can't
your father rules hell and your mother
licks his toes;
in this hell, its never night
its always morning
your always getting up to the
sound of stinking alarms,
it's morning
more and more
leprous light like
the worst of your memories;
in this hell there are no flames
just this moment
dangling intestines nailed to
mutilated palms
and the phone rings and
you pick it up
and somebody speaks through the
instrument
at 8:35 aim,
"are you the poet.
Chinaski?
we all love you here and we
want you to read at our
bookstore....
all the beer you can drink, and
who knows? you old fuck, maybe
we can even find a piece of ass
for you somewhere! ha ha ha..." | | |
| The fact that someone gets an rss feed of this blog confuses the everloving shit out of me.
| | |
| mattkingofworld: HEY JOSH
PsPTurtleboy: hey buddy!
mattkingofworld: whats up dude
mattkingofworld: when are you coming over
mattkingofworld: i miss you
PsPTurtleboy: I miss you too man!
PsPTurtleboy: I don't know when I'm gonna be in town next
mattkingofworld: damn!
mattkingofworld: but josh
mattkingofworld: you are one bad ass mother fucker
PsPTurtleboy: NO YOU ARE!
mattkingofworld: josh, please, we dont need to do this to each other, lets just discover cold fusion, and live on the moon
PsPTurtleboy: allright ready, goooo
mattkingofworld: josh, the russians thought they knew this shit, but i live with one, and he barely knows where his keys are half the time, we can do this, but we have to believe in ourselves
PsPTurtleboy: i know, it's all we got
mattkingofworld: josh, I would shoot a monkey into space for you
mattkingofworld: but dont worry, he would want to go
PsPTurtleboy: i know
PsPTurtleboy: that would be so fun, you me and a monkey
mattkingofworld: the monkey would have to know sign language though
mattkingofworld: like in congo
PsPTurtleboy: hahahah
mattkingofworld: and she would ahve to use lasers
mattkingofworld: like in congo
PsPTurtleboy: hahah
PsPTurtleboy: congo fucking rules
mattkingofworld: aimi
mattkingofworld: lov
mattkingofworld: bananana
mattkingofworld: josh
mattkingofworld: come visit
mattkingofworld: i miss you mang
mattkingofworld: love
mattkingofworld: matt straub
PsPTurtleboy: i miss you too!
PsPTurtleboy: it sucks, im so busy these days
PsPTurtleboy: with work and school and all
mattkingofworld: josh, when are you off schol
PsPTurtleboy: May 15
mattkingofworld: josh
mattkingofworld: come over
PsPTurtleboy: ok
PsPTurtleboy: Now?
mattkingofworld: no
mattkingofworld: wel
mattkingofworld: yes
mattkingofworld: and at may 16
mattkingofworld: i will give you a day
mattkingofworld: so you can doll yourself up
mattkingofworld: not that you need it
PsPTurtleboy: hahha
mattkingofworld: just in case though
PsPTurtleboy: i'l do it!
mattkingofworld: i know you will
PsPTurtleboy: twenty one times!
mattkingofworld: you always look good homie
PsPTurtleboy: homie homie hlmes holmes
mattkingofworld: josh
mattkingofworld: dont fool withmy heart
mattkingofworld: im listening to boston
mattkingofworld: and very rocking out
PsPTurtleboy: VERY rockin out
mattkingofworld: josh
mattkingofworld: more than a feeling
mattkingofworld: thats what you and i share
mattkingofworld: its more like a leviathan
mattkingofworld: with multiple heads
mattkingofworld: and teeth galore
mattkingofworld: but together, we will be invinceible
mattkingofworld: ebcause we have super powers
PsPTurtleboy: SUPER POWERSSSSSSSsss
mattkingofworld: and we have pre assmbled clothing
mattkingofworld: josh man
mattkingofworld: I hope the main giest of this is
mattkingofworld: that you rule, and i miss you mang
mattkingofworld: peace out homie
mattkingofworld: love
mattkingofworld: matt straub
mattkingofworld: ps
mattkingofworld: word
PsPTurtleboy: love you dude!
PsPTurtleboy signed off at 1:43:23 AM.
| | |
|
